(borrowed) Uncanny truths

- Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

- To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

- The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

- In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

- All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

- Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

- Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

- If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

- You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

- Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

- As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.

- He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.

- Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

- When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

- If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

- You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

- The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

- After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

- Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker


- (this one is for a friend who calls me pessimistic - an original!)
Positiveness is in my blood..... I'm B+ :)

CHEERS and Seasons greetings!!